You were the Mad Max of making backyard death machines. With a fist full of throttle, you chased sky and lived like you were already a legend. 

Get old but never grow up. 

Via. 

Sitting too close to the TV was awesomer. 

Fuck needing a big screen. Your broke-ass budget didn’t have room for hundreds on inches of wall to wall entertainment. So, you saddled up to the sad sized screen to make every cartoon feel like you were right in the action. 

You sit at an age appropriate, prescription distance from your favorite shows. You’re not up close, or personal with anything anymore. 

Let’s get uncomfortably close again. Let’s sit so close that our big screen feels like IMAX. Let’s enjoy it too much, like an awesomer kid would. 

Big thanks to Eve for the photo. Check out her other awesomer kid photos here. 

When nature called, you answered. 

Your wolf-wild spirit had you pissing in the wind of life and in the front yard. Potty training was a systematic solution set in place to tame your rebel yell. The world was your toilet, so you aired out your dice wherever you damn well pleased and went with the flow. 

You’ve been house broken now. You put the toilet seat down and pee politely, but never in outside.

We’re ferrel beasts born to mother nature, and she’s calling us back. Let’s escape the pee-lockers and run back into the woods. Let’s water the wild life and be awesomer all over again.  

Big thanks to  for the submission. 

The Einstein of the piss game and a true champion of living life to the fullest. 

Via. 

Not worrying about tomorrow was awesomer. 

Your life was a no regrets, no fucks, endless party of indulgence where tomorrow never came and the future never mattered. You lived for the moment and everything perfect that was in it. 

Now you’re so caught up with tomorrow that today has already passed you by. You’ve cement shoes made from your worries as you drown in all the things you think you need to get done. 

Let’s live for the now again. Let’s live our lives in the pursuit of reckless happiness and endless joy. Let’s stay out later, live harder, love more and wake up every day fresh to do it again. Let’s be awesomer again. 

Wanting to be a super hero was awesomer. 
You were going to be the fist of justice, the hammer of good, and the badass buster of crime. You’d throw flip-punches off sofas and unleash a hell-fury of blows while jumping on the bed. Each day was practice while you waited for the moment you’d save the world. 

Now you’re Peter Parker without the Spider Man and the Clark Kent without the Super Man. You’re the nerdy disguise with none of the super powers. You’ve got a wet noodle spin that can’t stand up for justice.  
Let’s try to save the world again. Let’s protect the weak, stand up for those in need, and stop douche bags from being bullies. Let’s do the small things that could actual make us heroes. Let’s donate blood, hold doors and be an awesomer force in this world for good. 
Via.

Wanting to be a super hero was awesomer. 

You were going to be the fist of justice, the hammer of good, and the badass buster of crime. You’d throw flip-punches off sofas and unleash a hell-fury of blows while jumping on the bed. Each day was practice while you waited for the moment you’d save the world. 

Now you’re Peter Parker without the Spider Man and the Clark Kent without the Super Man. You’re the nerdy disguise with none of the super powers. You’ve got a wet noodle spin that can’t stand up for justice.  

Let’s try to save the world again. Let’s protect the weak, stand up for those in need, and stop douche bags from being bullies. Let’s do the small things that could actual make us heroes. Let’s donate blood, hold doors and be an awesomer force in this world for good. 

Via.