The Einstein of the piss game and a true champion of living life to the fullest. 

Via. 

Not worrying about tomorrow was awesomer. 

Your life was a no regrets, no fucks, endless party of indulgence where tomorrow never came and the future never mattered. You lived for the moment and everything perfect that was in it. 

Now you’re so caught up with tomorrow that today has already passed you by. You’ve cement shoes made from your worries as you drown in all the things you think you need to get done. 

Let’s live for the now again. Let’s live our lives in the pursuit of reckless happiness and endless joy. Let’s stay out later, live harder, love more and wake up every day fresh to do it again. Let’s be awesomer again. 

Wanting to be a super hero was awesomer. 
You were going to be the fist of justice, the hammer of good, and the badass buster of crime. You’d throw flip-punches off sofas and unleash a hell-fury of blows while jumping on the bed. Each day was practice while you waited for the moment you’d save the world. 

Now you’re Peter Parker without the Spider Man and the Clark Kent without the Super Man. You’re the nerdy disguise with none of the super powers. You’ve got a wet noodle spin that can’t stand up for justice.  
Let’s try to save the world again. Let’s protect the weak, stand up for those in need, and stop douche bags from being bullies. Let’s do the small things that could actual make us heroes. Let’s donate blood, hold doors and be an awesomer force in this world for good. 
Via.

Wanting to be a super hero was awesomer. 

You were going to be the fist of justice, the hammer of good, and the badass buster of crime. You’d throw flip-punches off sofas and unleash a hell-fury of blows while jumping on the bed. Each day was practice while you waited for the moment you’d save the world. 

Now you’re Peter Parker without the Spider Man and the Clark Kent without the Super Man. You’re the nerdy disguise with none of the super powers. You’ve got a wet noodle spin that can’t stand up for justice.  

Let’s try to save the world again. Let’s protect the weak, stand up for those in need, and stop douche bags from being bullies. Let’s do the small things that could actual make us heroes. Let’s donate blood, hold doors and be an awesomer force in this world for good. 

Via.

Throwback Thursday to when you were the toughest shit on the block and the awesomest thing on three wheels. 

P.S. - This kid is my fucking spirit animal. 

Via. 

They’re called “the terrible twos” because we dominated life so hard with how few fucks we gave. We were nose-picking, body-war-painting, sticky-finger wrecking balls with an appetite for destruction. We were perfectly untamed and awesomer in everything we did. Let’s be that way again. 

Throwback Thursday to when we were dreamers. When we would get our heads lost in the clouds. When we had a head full of ideas and lifetime ahead of us to do them all. 

Legos were awesomer. 
You were a sticky-finger architect who spit in the face of physics and dared to build the dream. Your creations reached for the sky as if to high-five the heavens. They had wings, sometimes wheels and anything else a flying skyscraper defense tower with lasers would need. You made the impossible real and each piece was a new crown jewel on your latest masterpiece. 
Now your Legos collect dust in a box somewhere with the rest of those things you’ve deemed childish. Your latest and greatest creations are spreadsheets and reports and other bullshit pieces of paper that need filing. 
Screw that noise. Let’s make race cars that fly, prototype our dream homes on Titanic size boats and make monstrosities of imagination. You’re never too old for Legos but you’re definitely not awesomer without them. 

Legos were awesomer. 

You were a sticky-finger architect who spit in the face of physics and dared to build the dream. Your creations reached for the sky as if to high-five the heavens. They had wings, sometimes wheels and anything else a flying skyscraper defense tower with lasers would need. You made the impossible real and each piece was a new crown jewel on your latest masterpiece. 

Now your Legos collect dust in a box somewhere with the rest of those things you’ve deemed childish. Your latest and greatest creations are spreadsheets and reports and other bullshit pieces of paper that need filing. 

Screw that noise. Let’s make race cars that fly, prototype our dream homes on Titanic size boats and make monstrosities of imagination. You’re never too old for Legos but you’re definitely not awesomer without them. 

Beating the heat like a badass.